Rocking the fat head

Whatever happened, Baldwin seems to be a happier, funnier man post-curse. His deadpan turn in 30 Rock is nigh perfect.
Obviously those early rages at his then teen daughter Ireland (left) were due to his inability to shrink his head down to his original size. Maybe he should have tried one of Beetlejuice's witch doctor tricks.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

It's hard to believe, but at one time, long, long ago, Alec Baldwin, did not have a fat head. This may come as a shock to some, but I have photographic proof. In fact I even remember those heady days (sorry couldn't resist). Baldwin was kind of hot and VERY hairy. In fact there may be some link between his high hair content and his developing fat head. 

When the turning point came I can't be sure, but some time in the mid-nineties the curse struck. I have a hunch that Kim Basinger was somehow to blame perhaps in some kind of Witches of Eastwick style ritual way...

Aargh... sorry I mean... now.

Food, religion, food, aliens, did I mention food... who knows what made John Travolta fatheaded (crazy personal beliefs aside of course). All I know is that he looks like he should be a puppet on Sesame Street not a real human being. Actually maybe he is a puppet, controlled by aliens, now that makes sense.

Staying alive

OK, so I'm probably asking for trouble with this one, either from aliens or crazy scientologists - that's right I'm talking about you John Travolta. This man is dubious on so many levels, but maybe they are all manifestations of the curse. Once upon a time he looked like this...

And today...

I know they say he's probably not that nice a man, with allegations of trouble at home with erstwhile partner Farah Fawcett. But still no one should fall victim to the curse. But then maybe fathead is his punishment.

What's up doc?

When I was a child I believed in childish things, like the fact that Ryan O'Neal would be hot forever.

When I grew up I discovered this was not to be the case. How could the disarming Howard Bannister throw over Barbra Streisand and become entangled with Farah Fawcett? No wonder his head swelled to a terrible size...

and then he became...

I mean it's not too hideous considering how the curse has afflicted others (have you seen Val Kilmer recently? I advise against googling right now. It will only make you cry), but still, Sinatra was lovely and he turned into an egg. I am determined to get to the bottom of this strange phenomenon. I have a theory that it might have something to do with Italian bloodlines...